In Week 1, NFL defenses mostly got cooked. Roasted. Defensive Death Stars like the Denver Broncos and Houston Texans got blown to smithereens. Offenses rejoiced. Ewoks danced. All that good stuff.
Yes, I know thatâÂÂs not the order of the movies. IâÂÂm old enough to have seen them in the theater.
Just like The Empire Strikes Back, (See? Death Star. ESB. Other Death Star) those defenses had their vengeance in Week 2. OK, some of them didâÂÂitâÂÂs not unreasonable for fantasy managers who paid up to be concerned about the Texans. And some truly funky weather in a few places played a part. But for all the offensive fireworks we saw in Week 1, Week 2 was far more subdued.
It hammers home an unfortunate early-season reality on defense. WeâÂÂre still trying to figure 2026 out. What the defenses are. Whether the matchups are good, bad or blah. Never mind the injuries that ravaged the NFL and fantasy landscape on both sides of the ball.
With all that said, if youâÂÂre unhappy with an every-week fantasy defenseâÂÂs performance after three weeks? You may have been a week late dropping them. Houston ranks outside the top-20 defenses in fantasy points ahead of a trip to Indianapolis to face a Colts team that just scored 30 in Arrowhead against the Chiefs.
This is why streaming defenses based on matchups is the only way to fly. No attachments. No regret. When itâÂÂs time to move on, just Force-choke them off the roster and be done with it.
Even if a couple of the streaming plays arenâÂÂtâ¦
C3PO would disapprove. Odds and math and nonsense like that.
IâÂÂll stop now.
THE NO-DOUBTERS
Seattle Seahawks (at Washington Commanders)
Two weeks into the season, the Seattle defense looks to be in midseason formâÂÂthe defending Super Bowl champions have put the clamps on both teams they have played, allowing all of 17 points and an NFC-low 214 yards per game. Now, rolling meets reelingâÂÂthe Washington Commanders are in Groundhog Day mode after watching Jayden Daniels go down again, and if this season plays out like 2025 the Commanders will be a plus matchup for even average defenses. The Seahawks are not average.
Kansas City Chiefs (at Miami Dolphins)
In Week 1 at home, the Chiefs finished sixth among defenses in fantasy points thanks to 4 sacks, two takeaways and 10 points allowed. The Colts had a lot more success moving the ball last week and the results wereâÂÂbad from a fantasy perspective. WeâÂÂll be back in Tastytown this week when Kansas City takes its first field trip of 2026 in Week 3âÂÂthe Dolphins are a disaster on offense, quite possibly intentionally. If Kansas CityâÂÂs on the waiver wire, they shouldnâÂÂt be.
San Francisco 49ers (vs. Arizona Cardinals)
The San Francisco 49ers are the NFLâÂÂs Jason Voorhees. Frightened opponents are convinced they must be dead. After all, everyone is always power-stationed. But the Niners just keep murdering teenagers (figuratively), and after dismembering the Miami Dolphins last week (again, figuratively) the Niners now host a Cardinals team that gave up the seventh-most fantasy points to defenses in 2025. Last week, the Cardinals had 151 yards of offenseâÂÂtotal.
Pittsburgh Steelers (vs. Cincinnati Bengals)
Were this game in Cincinnati, it would be a different story. To be clear, the Pittsburgh offense is not good right now. At all. Even a little. T.J. Watt has as many touchdowns this season as that offense. But the Pittsburgh defense looks a lot like the Pittsburgh defenseâÂÂand thatâÂÂs good news for fantasy managers. There are three defenses in the league that have scored double-digit fantasy points in both games this year. Pittsburgh is oneâÂÂand their affinity for big plays keeps them a weekly start.
Minnesota Vikings (at Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
It has been a wild start to the season for the Vikings, who lost their starting quarterback and their starting running back but now sit atop the NFC North because Vikings defensive coordinator Brian Flores officially ainâÂÂt playing around. MinnesotaâÂÂs blitz percentage though two weeks is alwaysâÂÂand itâÂÂs working. Given the difficulty that Baker âÂÂ0-2 against Clevelandâ Mayfield and the Tampa offense has had getting going two weeks in? Mayfield needs comfortable shoes. HeâÂÂs going to be moving around.
Philadelphia Eagles (at Chicago Bears)
For clarityâÂÂs sake, I have very little confidence in the Eagles defense at the momentâÂÂespecially up front. Vic Fangio will figure it outâÂÂeither an edge-rusher needs to step up, or youâÂÂll see blitzes and more man coverage on the back end. But thatâÂÂs likely a later problem on the road in Chicago Monday night. The Chicago offense went from buzzsaw to rained out to Tyson Bagent starting at quarterback. If an impatient manager dropped the Eagles, take advantage of that impatienceâÂÂif only for one week.
STREAMERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Cincinnati Bengals (at Pittsburgh Steelers)
Hold your children a little tighter tonightâÂÂbecause the Cincinnati Bengals are playing defense. As a matter of fact, the Bengals defense arguably has more to do with their 2-0 start than a loaded offense that has yet to really get untracked. After four sacks and just six points allowed last week in Houston, the Bengals travel to play a Steelers team with one offensive touchdown in two games and a quarterback attempting a coup. By Week 4, weâÂÂll be talking âÂÂNo-Doubterâ with this defenseâÂÂget in while you can.
New York Giants (vs. Tennessee Titans)
The Giants are reeling. That canâÂÂt be denied. After an impressive Week 1 win over the Cowboys, Big Blue barely got going against the Los Angeles Rams before Jaxson Dart suffered a knee injury that will sideline him forâÂÂa while. But this week at least, the G-Men catch a breakâÂÂthe Titans are the worst offensive football team west of Miami. Look for the defense to get after it at home Sunday against a Tennessee team that gave up the fourth-most fantasy points to defenses last season.
Green Bay Packers (vs. Atlanta Falcons)
To be clear, the Packers have not been great defensively this season, including an epic meltdown in the season opener in Minnesota. But the Atlanta Falcons just made a Panthers team that gave up 59 points the week before look like the âÂÂ85 Bears, so this reeks of a âÂÂget-rightâ game. Michael Penix being rushed back into action on a short prep week on the road isnâÂÂt fixing AtlantaâÂÂs nightmarishly bad offense. Three wishes from a Djinn couldnâÂÂt fix this Atlanta offense.
Carolina Panthers (at Cleveland Browns)
The Carolina Panthers have been a tale of two games defensively. At home in Week 1, the Panthers gave up 8,000 yards of offense and 138 points to the Chicago Bears. Both would be records if they were real. They are not. But it was bad. Last week in Atlanta though, the Panthers were fantasyâÂÂs highest-scoring defense by a massive margin in Atlanta. They wonâÂÂt go quite that bonkers on the road again this week in Cleveland, but one good game against Tampa isnâÂÂt enough to buy into Cleveland as a competent offense. Because Cleveland.
Las Vegas Raiders (at New Orleans Saints)
What the heck? LetâÂÂs get nuts. WeâÂÂre about to find out a lot about both of these surprisingly competitive teams two weeks into the season. The Saints have moved the ball well through two gamesâÂÂespecially through the air. But the Raiders havenâÂÂt allowed more than 14 points in a game yet. They have amassed eight sacks, five takeaways and a safety. And the Saints allowed the fifth-most fantasy points per game to defenses a year ago. God help me, IâÂÂm doing this in at least one league. Just Win Baby and whatnot.
CAVEAT EMPTOR, FOLKS
Denver Broncos (vs. Los Angeles Rams)
The Texans arenâÂÂt the only so-called âÂÂeliteâ fantasy defense that has had a bumpy go of it early in the 2026 seasonâÂÂjust like Houston, the Broncos sit outside the top-20 in fantasy points after two weeks. To be fair, the Denver defense balled out last week against a really good Jaguars offenseâÂÂespecially in the second half. But the pass rush hasnâÂÂt been nearly what it was a year ago, and their lone takeaway was a gift pick from Trevor Lawrence. Early-season matchups are killing the big guns.
If only the schedule had been available earlier.
Gary Davenport is a two-time Fantasy Sports Writers Association Football Writer of the Year. Follow Gary on X at @IDPGodfather.

